I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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