I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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