so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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