Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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