If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so let's talk penis.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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