She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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