Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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