i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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