I love watching others lives come down to our level.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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