Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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