We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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