If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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