so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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