So drunk, too bad you don't want this
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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