google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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