bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
