i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Randomize
