how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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