at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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