maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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