I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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