We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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