ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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