Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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