He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just want to make out with him forever
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
