she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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