just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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