Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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