You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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