It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
and she was petting her beer can
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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