Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
