you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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