Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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