Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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