So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm sobbing to NWA
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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