Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The adults are the big ones right?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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