It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.