Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.