I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF