I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Congratulations! We have a period
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