I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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