I need help removing her.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Quick, to the slutcave!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
