East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It's Friday. Sex?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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