ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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