for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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