I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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