I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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