its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We're too hungover to prance.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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