Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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