i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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