No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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