Have you finally orgasmed yet?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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