Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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