I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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