Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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