I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
they're like a gay fantastic four
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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