i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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