That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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